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dickslapmeharder:

when i can’t stay away from his hard cock any longer

touchmeslowly:

every.single.time.holy.shit.

sons-of-anarchy-xo:

check out my blog? :) I follow back , :) http://sons-of-anarchy-xo.tumblr.com/

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash. 
Teacher : Get out.

pizzaforpresident:

It’s ironic that twinkies are the only thing that didn’t survive the apocalypse.